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you're Santa Fucking Claus
![]() 12/09/2014 at 15:48 |
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damn I better start being nice to him.
![]() 12/09/2014 at 15:52 |
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stay away from gluten free cookies and you're gold
![]() 12/09/2014 at 15:52 |
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my daughters think santa likes beer and reeses peanut butter cups. I think if I stick with that formula I should be ok
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I'm pretty sure that personally calling someone out on Oppo is frowned upon; you should know, you're a mod!
![]() 12/09/2014 at 15:59 |
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THERE ARE COOKIES INVOLVED. ALL BETS ARE OFF
![]() 12/09/2014 at 16:00 |
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They suspect too much... must leave * thump *
![]() 12/09/2014 at 16:01 |
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You realize that that makes you sound like YOU are Cookie Monster? And this post really looks like you simply made it to through suspicion off of you? Is EL_ULY just a puppet?
![]() 12/09/2014 at 16:06 |
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RIP Uly, cookie monster, Santa Clause and resident omnomnommer of Oppositelock.
![]() 12/09/2014 at 16:10 |
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#CookieGate
![]() 12/09/2014 at 16:13 |
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#420PraiseIt
![]() 12/09/2014 at 16:16 |
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Your getaway car is waiting. When you regain consciousness, that is...
![]() 12/09/2014 at 16:16 |
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You just proved it! "Pr", as in Pringles, which is a snack food, just like cookies! And "It" is the first part of one of the most important words in your username!
![]() 12/09/2014 at 16:17 |
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SWEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!! (no pun intended)
![]() 12/09/2014 at 16:28 |
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Shit, that was deep, homie.... You're so right
You either die a cookie lover or live long enough to see yourself become the cookie monster
![]() 12/09/2014 at 16:33 |
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Are you saying that Cookie Monster,(i.e. yourself), does not love cookies? You're saying that your very existence is a lie!?